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The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings... But it's still on the list.

Seriously though, the person who sent you to this page told me that they're
actually jealous of all the people fortunate enough to have not met you yet.
You are a lot like Monday mornings... Nobody likes you!

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Please do not mistake this for a joke. It's very likely that the person who sent you here was really trying to tell you something.

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings... But it's still on the list. Seriously though, the person who sent you to this page told me that they're actually jealous of all the people fortunate enough to have not met you yet. You are a lot like Monday mornings... Nobody likes you!

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings... But it's still on the list.

Seriously though, the person who sent you to this page told me that they're
actually jealous of all the people fortunate enough to have not met you yet.
You are a lot like Monday mornings... Nobody likes you!